Space! Send me to Space! Like, Outer Space! On a ROCKET SHIP! Send me to Space, Please? Like, Please, Please? Pretty-Please. Send me to Space! Say it with me now, softly at first. "Send me to space" Now louder? Send. Me. To. Space!
John Glenn, Buzz Aldrin, Buzz Lightyear, Charlie N! Spacemen! Astronauts! Please, You, Person of the Earth. Make me, Charlie, A Space Person. Send me to Space! Do you know me? Help send a friend to space! Am I a stranger? Help a stranger GET OFF THIS ROCK! (Specifically, off this rock and into space).
Ok, are you alone? Here's a special deal - Send me to Space. It's like a contest? So help me win. Because if I win I get to GO INTO SPACE! I hope you realize how much enthusiasm I have for this (Space Travel). I'd really like to go to space. Tell your friend(s)? TELL EVERYONE! Tell everyone on this earth to shout "Send Charlie N. To SPACE!"
There isn't much more space to write. Let me Conclude: Send me, Charlie N. To Space. Please. Pretty Please. SPACE!
by Charlie!